汤上superbat小段子渣翻
存、存活证明…我马上就有假期了，然后就滚回来撸图ＴｖＴ…所以请不要抛弃我，Da？
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Clark：圣诞节就意味着整天躺在床上，和你最愛的大蝙蝠卷成一团——如果他想挣脱你，就強行让他呆着不动——然后等着吃美味的圣诞大餐。
Bruce：…圣诞节意味着准备一大堆氪石。
Clark: Christmas means lying in bed all day, curled up with your favorite Bat – if he happens to struggle, just force him to stay put – and waiting for the delicious Christmas dinner.
Bruce: …Christmas means getting a good amount of Kryptonite.
source：https://phardil.链接-christmas-means-lying-in-bed-all-day
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superbat小段子
默默为大超点了个蜡…
现实总是骨感嘛～(´-ω-`)